Radio Stations Going To Play New Adele Song Until You Puke Your Fucking Ring Up

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RADIO stations the world over have vowed today to continually repeat Adeles new single over and over again until ‘you puke your fucking ring up’, WWN reports.

Parking Ed Sheeran’s played-to-death track Bad Habits for a bit, chirpy self-obsessed radio DJs are expected to now bombard listeners with Easy On Me, the British singer’s first single in six years, sparking fears the world will never here the fucking end of it.

“How much are those trips into space again?” asked one person we spoke to when asked if they’re looking forward to hearing Adele on their radio for the remainder of the year until another mainstream music artist picks up the shove it down your neck reins, “can they take my house as payment and leave me up there for a few months in the peace and quiet… you can actually get your eardrums removed, right?”

With the majority of world’s population already murdering her new song, Adele fans are expected to spend the next while closing their eyes while tapping into its emotional significance while waving one hand in the air at the high notes like they’re conducting an imaginary orchestra.

“I’ve already made sure to smash the radio of my car into pieces,” one husband of an Adele fan said, explaining the extremes he’s going to prevent being Adele’d by his wife, while installing a soundproofed Perspex partition in his car, “she’ll be sitting in the back seat for a while, may God have mercy on us all”.

If the news of her single wasn’t enough, the singer warned that she will be bringing out a new album on November 19.

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