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Revealed: St. Patrick’s Raging Alcoholism
“MEAD. That was the tough one. It’s hard to stand on the side of a hill and convert a thousand ... -
Lovin’ Moscow: We Try Out Our Very Own Lethal Nerve Agent
HEY there, and welcome to Lovin’ Moscow. Got something special planned for one of your former comrades who now lives ... -
Pence Spends Entire Meeting With Taoiseach Thinking About Kissing Him
US VICE president and ardent bigot, Mike Pence, has spent the entirety of his behind-closed-doors meeting with Irish leader Leo ... -
”I Didn’t Enjoy That At All” Gas Bastard With Empty Plate Tells Waiter
AN ABSOLUTE legend of a gas bastard has been making the national headlines the last two days after cracking one ... -
Could This Weird Looking Vegetable Be This Year’s Avocado?
THE AVOCADO is still undoubtedly the top dog when it comes to featuring in Instagram feeds of popular people who ... -
Public Told To Reevaluate Paddy’s Day Piss Up Plans In Event Of Grand Slam Win
WITH the very real possibility Ireland’s rugby team could beat England in the 6 Nations on St. Patrick’s Day to ... -
Guy Who Always Complains About EP Line-Up Confirmed For EP
THE line-up for Electric Picnic has been announced, and fans of Waterford contrarian Derek O’Keefe are in for a treat ... -
Lidl Install Security Walls Around Shops As Snow Predicted
AN UNPRECEDENTED level of construction is currently taking place at Lidl stores across the country as Met Éireann weather reports ... -
Varadkar Becomes 1st Openly Gay Taoiseach To Meet Lunatic President
LEO Varadkar will enter the history books yet again tomorrow, after he becomes the first openly gay Taoiseach to meet ... -
New Court Built Just To Deal With Denis O’Brien’s Legal Cases
CITING the demands put on courts by previous, current and future court cases in which billionaire Denis O’Brien is involved, ...
