Local Man Excels At Talking Loudly Over Other People


ONE LOCAL Dublin man has finally found something he truly excels at in the form of continuously talking over people and interrupting them, WWN can reveal.

Mark Clearney, from Glasnevin, had previously been described as someone with no discernible hobbies, talents or interests before finally finding his feet in the field of talking loudly over friends, family and coworkers regardless of what is being discussed.

“We were a bit worried about Mark when he was coming out of college, he didn’t seem to know what he wanted to do, but then when he started partaking in every conversation by just interrupting everyone because he loves the sound of his own voice, we were delighted for him that he found his passion,” Mark’s mother Martina shared with WWN.

Be it polite conversations at home in the house he shares with 3 friends, or debates out in a busy pub or bustling office, Clearney has gained a reputation as a singular talent for talking loudly over people.

“Oh, like, I’d be in the middle of talking about something I’m very knowledgeable about and then Mark just steamrolls over me, talking that bit more loudly and shifting conversation and focus to him,” shared Mark’s longtime friend, Eileen.

However, despite a habit that some would deem as utterly infuriating, those closest to Clearney remain happy for the 24-year-old.

“Look, as long as he’s happy. It seems like shouting over people is making him really happy, so why stand in the way of that even if it drives me fucking insane at how oblivious he is to how rude he is,” Eileen added through gritted teeth.