47 Screaming Babies Surround Man In Local Starbucks


FIRSTHAND accounts of a terrifying incident currently unfolding in a local Starbucks are coming into WWN this afternoon.

While the numbers have yet to be verified, it is alleged that as many as 47 screaming babies have convened around a Dublin man, trapping him in a corner of the popular coffee chain.

“At first it looked harmless, you know, just one or two babies trying to cough up their lungs in his general direction, but then they just kept arriving,” one shaken witness relayed to WWN.

The infant children, believed to have been brought to the cafe in transportation pods known as ‘buggies’ by their owners, are growing louder and more obnoxious by the second.

“I thought it was some stupid new age baby choir having a practice or something so I legged it, the poor fella hadn’t even had a sip of his frappuccino yet and the buggies had penned him in,” another witness who has since fled Starbucks told WWN.

The as yet unidentified man was last seen weeping and ringing his loved ones to say his final goodbyes.

“What do you want,” the man has now allegedly shouted in the direction of the toddlers, who replied by screaming in a haphazard manner.