Tag: parenting

BREAKING: Kid Can’t Be Fucking Serious

NORMALLY loving and patient parents Una and Liam McCormick have spent the last 5 minutes cursing the existence of toddler Noah McCormick after his ‘bulldozer through a brick wall’ style entrance into their bedroom at 6.21am. “Sooner that fucking kid learns what a fucking Sunday lie in is, the better,” confirmed Liam, who has nothing… Read more »

Emotional Parents Welcome Arrival Of Third iPad

WITH tears in their exhausted but elated eyes, Waterford couple Ciaran and Sharon Whallin have brought home a bright, bouncing new iPad weighing just under 500g to their kids, to add to the two tablets that they already have. “People say we’ll have our work cut out for us downloading apps and updating things, but… Read more »

Morto! This Kid’s Parents Are Still Together!

REPORTS circulating a Waterford community this afternoon has confirmed that some little loser still has both his biological parents living in the same house together like some kind of fully functional family, WWN has learned. Davey Lynch, (12), was branded a little freak by peers after slipping up and stating his parents were still together,… Read more »

Kid Takes ‘You’ve Watched Enough TV’ As Go-Ahead To Start Watching Tablet Instead

THE never-ending battle surrounding the topic of ‘screen time’ in the Donnellan household shows no signs of letting up this week, as 9-year-old Eamon Donnellan continues to push the boundaries of his parents patience by insisting that when they said ‘no more TV’, they didn’t say ‘no more YouTube’. Stressed-out homeschooling parents Marie and Declan… Read more »