THE US is currently experiencing a prolonged shortage of baby formula, but that wouldn’t affect you if you were breastfeeding your baby like any good mother. Not that we’re saying you’re not a good mother, of course. We’re saying you’re a terrible mother. Here’s why: 1) Not breastfeeding Let’s get this one out of the… Read more »
AS PEOPLE return to normal working hours and routines following the pandemic, so too do they return to hectic evenings of trying to get a dinner on the table for the family that everyone will love and appreciate. But rather than stress about beating rush hour traffic home to have more time to make a… Read more »
JUDGING children leaving school is a great way of passing the time while you wait for your own precious little angel, so here’s a handy guide to speculating on the character of school kids for your own personal enjoyment. Locating potential upstarts from a young age is a very natural parental instinct and you should… Read more »
A LOCAL dad with zero history in stand-up comedy has totally owned his 6-year-old son after the child left himself wide open to ridicule by stating he was hungry and wanted some food, WWN has learned. Cathal Moran, who works in engineering, made worldwide news today for his witty and quick retort, sparking offers of… Read more »
PARENTS are being informed that the current spate of ‘happy slap’ style attacks being shared on TikTok have nothing to do with their children listening to rap music or playing Grand Theft Auto, but are more down to the fact that their kids are just, y’know, bad. Gardaí made the findings while investigating the current… Read more »
PARENTING experts, child psychologists and myriad others have spent decades researching the best parenting techniques that serve children well which, unlike screaming and shouting at your kids, does not leave them with long term resentment issues which require therapy. However, try as they might these so-called experts have come up empty and have failed to… Read more »
NORMALLY loving and patient parents Una and Liam McCormick have spent the last 5 minutes cursing the existence of toddler Noah McCormick after his ‘bulldozer through a brick wall’ style entrance into their bedroom at 6.21am. “Sooner that fucking kid learns what a fucking Sunday lie in is, the better,” confirmed Liam, who has nothing… Read more »
WITH tears in their exhausted but elated eyes, Waterford couple Ciaran and Sharon Whallin have brought home a bright, bouncing new iPad weighing just under 500g to their kids, to add to the two tablets that they already have. “People say we’ll have our work cut out for us downloading apps and updating things, but… Read more »
LOCAL father Cian Fanning has placed his regret on record following the implementation of a fun game which has received rave reviews of ‘again, again’ from his son Tom. “Ah shite, he’s the stamina of a marathon runner and loves repeats more than a daytime TV schedule,” Cian said, cursing himself for chucking Tom in… Read more »
AFTER the latest research reveals an alarming drop in teenagers smoking and drinking, parents are being asked to go that extra mile to ensure their children have every opportunity to partake in the Irish traditions of old which include drinking in a field and smoking to look cool in front of friends. Here’s how you… Read more »