Bill Clinton Relieved That Nobody Is Asking To See His Emails Yet


AMID the ongoing controversy surrounding Hillary Clinton’s reasons for deleting over 30,000 emails while serving as Secretary Of State, former president Bill Clinton is thanking his lucky stars that he’s not getting drawn into any of this.

With both a Gmail and an AOL account, Bill has taken a backseat to proceedings as his wife faces continuous grilling from Republic nominee Donald Trump as to why she ordered the deletion of what she stresses were ‘personal mails’ not related to her work.

With a history of philandering and womanising still fresh in everyone’s minds despite leaving office over 15 years ago, Bill Clinton is keeping tight-lipped about calls for email accounts to be made public, and has confided in close friends that he ‘sure as fuck don’t want nobody to see what’s in his inbox’.

“Bill is very worried about the Clinton campaign being forced to air their private emails,” said one campaign trail aide.

“It’s open to speculation as to what he’s got in his private mails that would make him worried, but I reckon it’s a one-man Ashley Madison situation going on. I personally am very curious to see what’s what. Hillary’s emails probably have a bunch of stuff in them about the Saudis and Benghazi and the like, but I think I speak for us all when I say that I’d rather find out how many dick pics Bill has been sending out”.