Rural Areas Need Porn Too, Say Broadband Campaigners

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ALMOST three quarters of a million people in rural areas are without access to stunning HD lesbo MILFs and other similar pornographic content, claim campaigners for better broadband across Ireland.

The statement comes after the government admitted that delays to the long-awaited National Broadband Plan meant that people living outside the larger towns in Ireland may have to wait until 2022 to enjoy buffer-free masturbation.

The lack of broadband in rural areas is becoming an increasing hassle for businesses, schools, and webcam strip-show operators in the middle of Longford.

Rural broadband advocates claim that without adequate investment in high-quality broadband infrastructure, Ireland runs the risk of becoming a two-tier society divided into those who can stream MMMMFFFFFF interracial gangbangs on PornHub, and those who have to rely on the pictures beside the phone sex ads in the sports page of The Sun.

“A lack of broadband capacity in a region undermines the ability of workers in that area to sneak to the jacks and blast one out if they’re stressed in the middle of the day” said one rural broadband campaigner.

“Not only is it affecting our generation, it is affecting the lives of the younger people too. There’s 16 year old kids living in Moate who have never seen a quadruple amputee getting rid by a 33 stone woman, and the government is doing nothing about it”.

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