Waterford Woman Just Wants To Make Sure Everyone Knows Her Life Goals


CONCERNED about the long-term ambitions of Dungarvan native Sharon Keeling? Set your mind at ease, because the 36-year-old mum of two has updated her Facebook profile with an image of a puppy lying on the sofa, complete with the caption “LIFE GOALS”.

Keeling made the post this morning during her commute to work, and spent the rest of the day safe in the knowledge that everyone has a firm grip on what she is about to dedicate her entire life to.

Friends and followers on Ms. Keeling’s Facebook account as well as her Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram and Snapchat were relieved to be brought up to speed with her life goals, as they hadn’t heard of any progress since the last time she posted her life goals, which at the time were to attend the Oscars with Tom Hardy.

“Lying on the sofa like a puppy; much more achievable than the rest of her life goals, if I’m honest,” said one close friend.

“And between you and me, I’m not entirely certain that these life goals are as well-defined as they could be. Look at this post from last week, it’s just a picture of a swimming pool, with the caption ‘life goals’. Does she want to be a swimmer? To own a swimming pool? It’s the lack of detail that makes me fear she will never achieve any of these goals”.

UPDATE: Ms. Keeling has posted a new target for herself. In this latest post, it appears her life goal is to either eat a big block of chocolate ice-cream, or open an ice-cream parlour.