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Looking for that special someone

Been hurt in the past, don’t want that to happen again. Looking for a man who is kind, open, honest and successful, no deadbeats please. Guy must also love children as I have 17 and must not be intimidated by other men as my children have 20 different fathers. If you like to just have some casual fun that absolute must turn into a marriage proposal and financial security within weeks get in touch.

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You love it!

Appreciate women of all shapes and sizes, often give them a running critique of what exactly it is I like about them and what I do to them given half the chance. If you’re the type who can’t just take a compliment then fuck right off you stuck up bitch. Only reply if you’re a 10.

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Sweat baby

You looking for a good time? Enjoying exercising in the bedroom? Then I’m your man. I only ask one thing of you, that you possess the power to sweat profusely, I mean really drench me when you’re on top. It’s not a kink, I just want to save on my water bill and well, yes, it’s a major kink I have. Would love to hear from you if you fit the bill.

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I’m new at this

Look, I’m new to this, and I’m not weird, but… it might seem strange at first. It’s totally not though, really it isn’t. OK, so basically I’m totally straight, I’m never been with a woman, I’m never even kissed one at parties to get the attention of guys but, I’m looking for a very sepcific woman now. IT’S NOT AN OBESSION so don’t call it one OK? If you or anyone you know looks exactly like Amy Huberman I would like absolutely want to meet them and be their best friend and smell their hair, if they absolutely love Amy too that would be a major bonus.

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Fruity

Hate sex. Never liked it. But my ex-boyfriend tried something with me and I’ve really come to love it, and I reckon after my last few one night stands I’m not the only one. If you love nothing more than to blow raspberries on someone,then I want to hear from you. Love a good raspberry on the arm and for a climax can’t get enough of the belly variety. Get in touch if you feel the same.

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