Ignorant Bollocks Says Something Ignorant

TENS of people were left shocked yesterday afternoon after an ignorant bollocks said something ignorant on his radio station slot that he gets paid for being ignorant, WWN can confirm.

Speaking on his Newstalk show, High Noon, cantankerous old man George Hook made a comment on a young British girl who was raped by a former member of the British swim team, questioning the 19-year-old’s tact, despite clearly not having any of his own.

“Why does a girl who just meets a fella in a bar go back to a hotel room?” said the multi-millionaire rugby pundit, continuing on as if his age qualifies him enough to address the issue publicly, “she’s only just barely met him,” later adding the point, “then is surprised when somebody else comes into the room and rapes her?”

Hook, who teased listeners of the radio station with retirement two years ago, was later slammed by fellow presenters and the general female population for his remarks – something he has become no stranger to in his illustrious career as an ignorant bollocks.

“When I said I’d retire in 2015, I meant retire from giving a fuck,” Hook spouted through his spittle laced mouth in his own defence, chomping down on each word like a bulldog chewing a wasp, “this PC nonsense is getting way out of hand,” he added, now caressing an old glass plate image of himself as a young man from 1919, “these left wing busybodies would want to grow some thicker skin if they want to listen to my show. Bunch of pansies the lot of them”.

The staunch Fine Gael supporter and self-confessed ‘blue shirt’ is expected to make a half winded apology on his Monday afternoon show, right after his lobster Thermidor lunch and bottle of Sauvignon Blanc.