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8 Controversial Things Left Out Of ‘The Crown’ Season 4
ACCUSED of all manner of sins ranging from airbrushing history to inserting salacious fiction into Royal relationships, season 4 of ... -
An Exclusive Look At The Shows Harry & Meghan Will Make For Netflix
PRINCE HARRY and Meghan Markle are making headlines again this time with news of a major deal with Netflix which ... -
Queen Reads Prince Andrew Sexual Allegations Without Flicker Of Emotion
THE Queen has expressed her disappointment after reading an account of the sexual allegations against her son Prince Andrew, stating ... -
‘Get The Fuck Back Out There And Get Married Properly’, Media Tell Princess Beatrice
THE TABLOID media has rugby-tackled Princess Beatrice and her new husband to the ground, stripped them of their wedding rings ... -
Wills & Kate Visit, Day Three: Stop Reading This Shit, You’re Better Than This
STEP AWAY from the Mail Online, step away from social media. You’re better than this, you may have convinced yourself ... -
William & Kate Visit To Go Ahead Despite Nobody Giving A Fuck
THE visit to Ireland of the Duke & Duchess of Cambridge is to press ahead, in direct opposition to evidence ... -
Prince Andrew Celebrates Birthday Alone In Local Pizza Express
BATTLING through the tears and halfheartedly mumble-singing the words to ‘Happy Birthday’, Prince Andrew took in his 60th birthday at ... -
Mooching Next Door Neighbours Pop Over For Free Dinner Again
THE Irish people’s famed generosity and patient tolerance towards unwanted guests is to be tested yet again this Spring, after ... -
Tommy Robinson Spotted Nowhere Near Buckingham Palace Yelling About Pedos
ANGRY right wing mobs demanding justice for victims of child sex abuse are conspicuous by their absence outside the gates ... -
“Loving Harry Will Be My Toughest Acting Role To Date”
FUTURE state beneficiary Meghan Markle has said she is really looking forward to her up-and-coming part as a royal family member, stating ... -
Adorable Prince George Asks Santa For Annihilation Of Rivals For The Throne
THE ROYAL families annual festive trip to Santa’s Grotto in Westfield has resulted in just about the most adorable story ... -
Queen & Prince Philip Celebrate 70th Wedding Anniversary ‘Peasant Hunting’
IN typical royal family fashion, the Queen of England and her husband Prince Philip took to one of their many ...
