A RENTAL property in Waterford has come under fire over its dilapidated condition and the general messiness of its inhabitants during an annual meeting of the local resident’s association of Tobin Street, WWN has learned. Number 34 quickly became the bone of contention among neighbours when it was discovered it was to be rented out… Read more »
AFTER passing the Oireachtas with a commitment to be introduced with the requisite loopholes and exemptions, renters have welcomed the news that rent increases will be capped at 2% but the absence of a time machine has been lamented by the authors of a study into the new measures. “Really enjoyed reading through the Residential… Read more »
A NEW report into the cost of living in Ireland has found that thousands of households are set to be hit with a significant rise in the cost of fuel and energy bills, TV packages, along with bin collection increases, WWN can fucking confirm. The fucking report pinpointed a sharp rise in inflation behind the… Read more »
LANDLORDS suffering from a spate of spontaneous erections this week are being warned of further rises after new research found a link between rising inflation rates and their throbbing members, WWN can report. Hundreds of property owners across the country have been admitted to hospital with what is believed to be thrombosis of the dorsal… Read more »
DESCRIBED as a ‘well-ventilated, open plan living area’ that would ‘suit a small family’, a Dublin manger has drawn anger from renters after hitting the property market at €1,300 a month. The property, located at the edge of the city with ‘stunning views of the surrounding sheep-covered hills’, was listed this morning and has already… Read more »
WITH a broad beaming smile stretching itself across his face, one Dublin landlord is excitedly instructing potential tenants viewing the small one-bed apartment he owns to debase themselves for his amusement, WWN has learned. Believed to be one of just thousands of similar incidents unfolding across the capital city and beyond, James Geratty (59) has… Read more »
DUBLIN city landlords have come under fire yet again following the discovery of a rented out semi-detached home, which was entirely constructed from old Lego bricks, WWN can confirm. James Casey (56) had been 4 months into his €1890 per month lease on the 3-bedroom home when he discovered brightly coloured plastic bricks after scratching what he thought was a… Read more »
“One day we just woke up and said enough is enough, so we ditched our overpriced apartment and underpaid jobs and moved to Leitrim to start work on our own Dublin” – recalled founders of Dublin II, Kevin and Jessica Hayes, as they spoke to WWN about their aspirations for the future of Ireland’s newest city. We arrived on… Read more »
THE average price of rent in Dublin has soared again to a hallucinatory high, after it was revealed rents have been dropping LSD in a bid to escape the daily pressures of life. “It all makes sense now,” said one Dublin renter we spoke too, who was pleased to finally have an explanation for why… Read more »
Results from the latest Private Residential Tenancies Boards and the ERSI Rent Index have shown that the Nation’s capital, Dublin saw rents rise by as much as 7.6-taking-the-piss percent. While the general feeling around the rest of the country is to quietly laugh at Dublin’s rental predicament, apartments in Dublin saw an even bigger climb… Read more »