WATERFORD mum-of-Three Collette Fitzgarren has issued her fifth formal apology of the day for the state of the back seat of her 162 Nissan Juke, placing blame on her kids for the mess but also accepting blame for not getting around to cleaning it. Fitzgarren made the apologies while on her daily messages in and… Read more »
MINISTER for Transport Shane Ross has reversed all recent drink-driving, speeding and penalty point proposals for rural drivers after objections from certain rural TDs and established the RRR (rural rules of the road). “We’d like to stress to isn’t about securing easy votes come the next election. Allowing rural drivers to do whatever the fuck… Read more »
THERE’S SOME pig ignorant pricks out there on our roads, chief among them idiotic drivers who think they’re big and clever by driving the speed limit. Fifty? FIFTY? Fifty measly kilometres in a fifty kilometre zone? What sort of deviant would debase themselves with such sordid and perverse behaviour? Enough is enough, some of us… Read more »
DESPITE no advertised racing event or any visible participants, BMW 3 series owner Martin Ferns watched on precariously as the toll’s red light turned to green before the chequered barrier raised in this his 8th imaginary drag race of the week. Skipping both second and fourth gears for maximum acceleration, Ferns scanned both left and right lanes… Read more »
ONE WATERFORD woman has confessed to having a mild to severe anxiety attack every time she is required to use a petrol pump to refill her car, WWN has learned. Rosie Muldoon (25) has admitted to letting her petrol gauge reach a dangerously low level not out of a desire to live a daredevil life… Read more »
FOLLOWING legislation stating that all backseat drivers should hold a full backseat driving license when traveling as a passenger in someone else’s car, waiting lines at backseat driving test centres around the country have quadrupled in length. To make sure you pass your backseat drivers test the first time around, be sure to prepare ahead of time…. Read more »
RENOWNED pillars of the community David Tinan and Anthony Feely have brought half of the town centre to a standstill today after deciding to just simply stop and chat on the left lane of the main street, WWN can confirm. “That was some game last night, Faro is on fire,” Feely could be heard gloating… Read more »
THE ROLLING out a new Department of Transport initiative spearheaded by Minister Shane Ross has seen 337 learner drivers driving without an unaccompanied driver seized by gardaí. Previously the cars of unaccompanied drivers were seized but this escalation in learner driving crackdowns will see 337 learner drivers seized and driven to an impound garage on… Read more »
DRIVERS seeking cheaper car insurance can now avail of a new, state of the art system that can be installed into the front seat of their vehicles, WWN can confirm. Motorists who are prepared to install a middle aged man with a clipboard will see as much as 40% discount on their cover, with the move put forward by Jaxa car… Read more »
A LOCAL WATERFORD man has admitted to deriving an odd satisfaction from driving over already dead animals he comes across when driving across the county’s roads. Squirrels, birds of all types, rabbits, cats and oh, Jesus even dogs sadly struck and killed by vehicles represent for 36-year-old Matty Hemmings a chance to experience a rare… Read more »