Tag: driving

Lad Taking Off From Toll Barrier Like Drag Racer

DESPITE no advertised racing event or any visible participants, BMW 3 series owner Martin Ferns watched on precariously as the toll’s red light turned to green before the chequered barrier raised in this his 8th imaginary drag race of the week. Skipping both second and fourth gears for maximum acceleration, Ferns scanned both left and right lanes… Read more »

Lads Block Half The Street To Chat

RENOWNED pillars of the community David Tinan and Anthony Feely have brought half of the town centre to a standstill today after deciding to just simply stop and chat on the left lane of the main street, WWN can confirm. “That was some game last night, Faro is on fire,” Feely could be heard gloating… Read more »

337 Unaccompanied Learner Drivers Seized By Gardaí

THE ROLLING out a new Department of Transport initiative spearheaded by Minister Shane Ross has seen 337 learner drivers driving without an unaccompanied driver seized by gardaí. Previously the cars of unaccompanied drivers were seized but this escalation in learner driving crackdowns will see 337 learner drivers seized and driven to an impound garage on… Read more »

Sally Critical After Losing Control Of Mustang

A WOMAN is in a critical condition after failing to heed warnings to slow down while driving, resulting in a multi-car collision in the early hours of this morning. Known locally only as Sally, the driver of the 1965 Mustang veered all over town after losing control of her vehicle, slamming into a number of parked… Read more »