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Donald Trump’s Full RNC Speech LEAKED!
AHEAD of his speech at the Republican National Congress, Donald Trump’s speech notes have been leaked by an unidentified staffer ... -
State Of ‘I’m Going To Do Whatever The Fuck I Want’ Declared In Turkey By ...
AS a crackdown on civil liberties in Turkey continues, president Recep Tayyip Erdogan has declared a state of ‘I’m going ... -
We Speak To The Ghostwriter Behind THAT Melania Trump Speech
FOLLOWING recent revelations that Melania Trump’s speech ‘accidentally’ plagiarised sections of a speech given by Michelle Obama, ghostwriter Meredith McIver, ... -
BREAKING: Capitalist Extremists Blow Up 85 Civilians In Syria, Including 11 Children
AT LEAST 85 civilians, including 11 children, have been killed by Western led terrorists in air strikes near Manbij in north Syria. Some ... -
Erdogan Moves Onto Arresting Outspoken Goats
Turkey’s president Recep Tayyip Erdogan has turned his attention to the disloyal and famously coup-prone goat population as his crackdown ... -
2016 Just One Long Game Of Thrones Episode
YEAR analyst experts at the Research Institute of Studies (RIS) have revealed that 2016 has come to closely resemble an ... -
Rest Of World To Take America For A Pint
FOLLOWING yet another mass shooting incident and the final confirmation that the upcoming presidential election will be between Donald Trump and ... -
“I Should Have Staged This Coup Years Ago” – Erdogan
TURKISH president Recep Tayyip Erdoğan has today welcomed the fallout from last Friday’s uprising attempt, pointing out that he should ... -
New Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson Assigned To Siberia Indefinitely
NEWLY installed prime minister Theresa May wasted no time in appointing political allies and foes to key positions in her ... -
Calvin Harris Releases New Single ‘Baggy Fanny’
SCOTTISH music producer and DJ Calvin Harris surprised his fans last night by unexpectedly dropping a new single titled ‘Baggy ...
