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Hayes Sickened He Didn’t Hold Out As Stock He Dumped Soars
NEWLY SUSPENDED newly elected Social Democrats Eoin Hayes has voiced his regret after shares in software company Palantir have almost ... -
Assad To Be Given Tour Of Moscow’s Most Beautiful 10th Storey Windows
A REMARKABLE few days has seen the fall of Syrian tyrant Bashar Al-Assad, with reports placing him in the safe ... -
‘You Up Hun?’ FF & FG Sends Late Night Text To Michael Lowry
SHOUTING to a member of house staff to come in and remove his sleep mask from his face so he ... -
Fianna Fáil & Fine Gael’s ‘Red Lines’ For Going Into Government With Each Other
EXCRUCIATING flirting with all the prowess of a pig loose on a kitchen floor polished with baby oil has begun, ... -
Departing Green TDs To Spend New Found Time Off On Cycling Extensive Greenway Network Around ...
A SOBERING ELECTION performance has seen the Green Party lose 11 of 12 seats in the Dáil, however rather than ... -
Concerns Raised As Martin & Harris Merging Into One Being
PARTY OFFICIALS from Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil and those at the forefront research in evolutionary biology have expressed grave ... -
“You Can’t Quit Us, We’re Like Crack Cocaine”
AS PART of WWN’s Opinion series we give a platform to people we really shouldn’t. This week is the turn ... -
Monk Recovering In Hospital After Emergency Surgery To Remove Journalists
OVER 23 news journalists have been surgically removed from failed election candidate Gerard ‘The Monk’ Hutch after he was swarmed ... -
Local Man Googles ‘Who Should I Vote For?’ While Filling Out Ballot At Polling Station
“YOU HAVE to do your research at the end of the day,” confirmed local man Niall Beggan setting eyes on ...
