‘You Up Hun?’ FF & FG Sends Late Night Text To Michael Lowry

SHOUTING to a member of house staff to come in and remove his sleep mask from his face so he can see who just texted him at 2 in the morning, independent TD Michael Lowry smiled to himself at being added to the WhatsApp group ‘The Boys Are Back In Town’.

“Melvin, start up the sauna and throw on the kettle, it’s going to be a long day of flirting,” Lowry ordered his butler, who was now folding back the bed clothes for his master to sit up. “It’s going to be like the good old days again – time really is a healer”.

The received ‘you up hun?’ text slowly gathered thumbs-up emojis from other recipients, including the Healy Raes, Mattie McGrath, Verona Murphy and that guy who cursed in the Dáil once.

“Thanks for the add, guys, all we need now is Bertie,” a message quickly liked by ‘The Bertmeister’ read, much to the amusement of everyone.

“At least we’ve no IMF admins in the group chat this time,” a message from ‘2-pint man’ read, souring the chat’s flow.

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“I kno problem joining ladz as long as we bring back drink drivin,” worded Danny Healy Rae as several eye roll emojis appeared.

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