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5 Celebrity ‘Ros Na Rún’ Cameos We Want To See Next
CONAN O’BRIEN’S cameo appearance on Ros na Rún as a money-hungry balloon salesman with a horrifyingly pale complexion and insultingly ... -
Author Man Claims To Have Read Dies, Age 77
MILD PANIC has set in for Dublin man Fionn Daley after the death of Paul Auster at 77, the American ... -
Billie Eilish Announces Plan To Bankrupt Local Father Of Three Teenage Girls
DEVASTATING news has reached midlands father-of-three teenage girls Peter McNamara in the form of a new Billie Eilish tour hitting ... -
Man Who Received “Really, No Explanation After 6 Years Together?” Text From Ex Can Relate ...
“I COULDN’T get past the first episode, I was so freaked out, it was basically my life,” confirmed local man ... -
Music Critic Under Police Protection After Giving Negative 9.9/10 Review To New Taylor Swift Album
A MEMBER of the music press is said to be fearing for their lives after becoming the target of threats ... -
Joking During A Sad Movie Scene To Stop Yourself From Crying, A Guide
SHOWING your capable of emotion and empathy is probably one of the weakest things you can do as a human ... -
Gay Incel’s Christmas Comes Early With Release Of New Joker Trailer
THE NICHE community of gay incels are reportedly lost in a cacophony of exuberant bitterness at the sight of a ... -
Amazing Dedication: Christian Bale Killed Self For Frankenstein Role
YOU may have noticed that Christian Bale looks unrecognisable as Frankenstein’s monster in the forthcoming Maggie Gyllenhaal-directed movie, and you’d ... -
Local Man Still Going On About ‘Dune Part Two’
DESPITE showing in cinemas for a number of weeks, local man and movie buff Conor Dannon is still going on, ... -
Sony Launch PlayStation 10 Out Of Fucking Nowhere
SKIPPING four models in a bid to get ahead of any competition, Sony has announced it is to release PlayStation ...
