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Experts Calculate Exact Amount Of Drink You Need To Get Through The Christmas
NUMBER-crunching drink researchers have issued an intrinsic guide to alcohol consumption ahead of the festive season, with pointers as to ... -
Total Legend Already Planning 12 Pubs Of Christmas
ONE full-time mad bastard has taken time out of his busy schedule of mad-bastarding to draw up a preliminary outline ... -
Dublin Airport Evacuated After Build Up Of Guinness Farts
HUNDREDS of people were briefly evacuated from Terminal 2 in Dublin Airport this morning after a series of Guinness farts engulfed ... -
Real Santa Opts To Spend December In Grotto In Blanchardstown Centre
EVERY year kids are brought to a grotto in a shop to meet Santa Claus under the illusion that they’re ... -
Hilarious Fucker To Get The Big Bang Theory Boxset For Xmas
FOLLOWING a quick group chat between his bestest of friends, Co. Galway man Steven Pike is set to receive seven ... -
Man’s Love For Girlfriend Manifests Itself In Reasonably Priced Xmas Present
PORTLAW man Ciaran Varley is hard at work finding a reasonably priced Christmas present, which adequately relays his feelings of ... -
Average Teacher To Receive 37 Scented Candles From Students This Year
TEACHERS across the country are bracing themselves for a flood of scented candles as school terms draw to a close ... -
4 Ways Christmas Could Be A Little More Commercial
YOU may have heard a lot of people complaining that “Christmas is too commercial” every year for the entirety of ... -
The Murphy’s Son Is Home For Christmas
WWN has learned that Sean Murphy, the youngest of the Murphy brood and Ailbhe and Dinny’s only son is home ... -
A Brief History Of Capitalism’s Founding Father, Santa Claus
HAILED as a hero by any self-respecting future plutocrat, with his business strategies studied by all business students around the ...
