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World’s First ‘Men Only’ Car Insurer Burned To The Ground By Feminists
EMERGENCY services in south county Dublin today have contained a substantial blaze in the Sandyford area after the offices for Ireland’s ... -
“How I Made My Fortune By Stealing Pens From Work”
MAKING your fortune is fairly straightforward if you steal copious amounts of Bic biros from your employer, millionaire entrepreneur Eoin ... -
Tickets To David Drumm Trials In Croke Park Sell Out In Minutes
THE demands for David Drumm’s trials in 2017 and 2018 has seen the Irish judiciary change the venue from the ... -
FINANCIAL: Local Man Finally Spends Communion Money
THE NASDAQ rose four points this morning, after Waterford man Seamus Dineen finally broke into the lump sum he accrued ... -
Panama Papers Found Decomposing In Suitcase In The Thames
A GRISLY scene unfolded in central London today as police recovered the decomposing pages of the Panama Papers which were ... -
Lucky Bastard Has Accident At Work That Wasn’t His Fault
ONE jammy warehouse manager hit the jackpot this week, after being rammed from behind by a forklift in an incident ... -
Bertie Ahern As Surprised As Anyone He’s Not On Panama Papers List
A VISIBLY relieved Bertie Ahern has admitted he is as surprised as anyone to find his name is not one ... -
Like Omega 3? Omega 4 Will Blow Your Fucking Mind
THE latest fish-based oil from the renowned Omega corporation is promising increased heart benefits, faster connectivity to the life around ... -
Lynx Admit They’ll Never Top Africa
IN A poignant press release, the creators of Lynx deodorant have admitted that they’ll never top the smell of their ... -
Denis O’Brien Warned That He May Suffer Withdrawal Symptoms If He Doesn’t Sue Someone Soon
BELOVED business tycoon Denis O’Brien has been advised by medical practitioners that he should sue someone as early as possible, ...
