TO most its home; to the government and bankers its nothing more than an expendable commodity. But whatever the case, it may soon be worth a whopping one trillion euro. The third largest island in Europe and the twentieth largest island in the world was put up for sale earlier this week on the nations number one… Read more »
A RECENT study in the US has found that a staggering 98% of Americans are already very happy with their ceiling depth and find no reason to increase it as recently suggested by the president. Barack Obama had warned the country they risked tipping the world back into a recession and throwing “millions more people out… Read more »
FAS is to introduce a new Argos/Ikea flat-pack furniture assembly course at its Waterford Training Centre, in response to the growing problem of cryptic instruction manuals. The news comes as the popular ‘How to change a car wheel’ course shuts down after eight years in operation. The Flat pack assembly course will provide places for… Read more »
A controversial new facebook game that has drawn harsh criticism from both politicians and the general public asks players to build an Afghani poppie farm and sell as much opium as you can in order to fund the Taliban rulers in your virtual district. Zynga LTD, a San Franciscan game developer , released the game… Read more »
A HEAD shop that has been keeping Waterford lit since 1924 has become the latest victim of the governments ‘party pooper’ regime. O’Sullivan’s Head Shop was well known for selling traditional psychoactive substances using old fashioned pipes and bongs, but has closed after the banning of 90% of its stock. “We are absolutely devastated at the news”… Read more »
RYANAIR has announced its plans to run flights where passengers are hung on meat hooks during the journey at a cost of just €2 per ticket. Ryanair’s CEO, Michael O’Leary, has been quoted as saying “We’ve been looking into meat hooks for a long long time. We would be taking out the last 20 rows… Read more »
Over 20,000 Facebook users clashed with riot police in Dublin today in protest of the new Facebook status layout. Demonstrations were held in Dublin to protest the sudden decrease in font size and the awkward positioning of the status message. This being the strongest challenge yet to the social networks handling of interface changes. Protesters… Read more »
THE 74,000 Km2 island of Ireland has been sold under the hammer for €80bn after originally carrying a price tag of €900bn earlier this week. Currently operating as a small country, the Republic of Ireland was sold by online property website Daft.ie to a group of European investors called the IMF. On the west coast… Read more »
INTERPOL has launched an investigation after the island of Ireland fled the west coast of Europe yesterday evening shortly after receiving a ‘considerable sum’ of money from the European Central Bank (ECB). Formed by large glaciers and a very harsh climate more than 10 thousand years ago, Ireland is the third largest island in Europe and the… Read more »
CHILDREN’S TOY STORE Smiths is recalling a ‘Baby Machete’ and has appealed to any parent or ‘child collector’ who has one to stop using it immediately after several safety incidents involving the popular Christmas gift were reported last week. Fears that children could suffer an injury to the face or or body arose after owners of… Read more »
