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Drug Trade To Be Recognised By FAS
Yet more good cheer as we approach Christmas with the announcement today that FAS will recognise the burgeoning drugs trade ... -
Swans More Evil Than You Could Ever Have Imagined
A report issued today by the Department of Agriculture, Food and the Marine claims that a swan’s capacity for pure ... -
Becoming Homeless Even More Fashionable, New Figures Reveal
News that the number of homeless people in Dublin has nearly trebled in recent times has been met with a ... -
Man Cycling To Work Acting Like He’s Saving The Fucking World
Jon Moore, a 33-year-old bike-to-work aficionado, was giving drivers the ‘death stare’ this morning on the way to work. The ... -
All Blacks To Include Twerking In Haka Before Ireland Game
THE NEW ZEALAND rugby team have finally bowed to the public outcry for a new, less rigid Haka routine. The ... -
Kerry Hospitals Now Charging Patients For Oxygen
FOLLOWING on from recent revelations that staff at two Kerry hospitals have been charging staff for boiling water, comes the ... -
Museum Of Stupid Fucking Ideas To Open Next To Niall Horan Museum
AN ON-LINE campaign sparked by outrage at the news that Mullingar is set to open a Niall Horan museum has ... -
Parents ‘Not All That Impressed’ With Sons Art Work But Feel Obliged To Stick It ...
PARENTS OF 4-year-old Matthew Casey was said to be ‘not all that impressed’ with their son’s latest piece of artwork, ... -
Sex Advice Column Just A Series Of Words Chosen At Random
PRECOCIOUS student Donal Connelly (19) made a startling discovery earlier today while reading a sex advice column. Donal had been ... -
Thousands Disappointed There’s No Google Doodle Sniper Game For JFK Anniversary
INTERNET SEARCH engine giant Google has today come under fire from thousands of users for not creating a Google Doodle ...
