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Taoiseach To Look Like Less Of A Prick Standing Next To David Cameron
This afternoon sees the Fine Gael leader in Manchester to open the new Irish World Heritage Centre. In what is ... -
Fyffes And Chiquita Merger Brings End To Violent ‘Banana Wars’
Phallic fruit market to see ease in tensions following announcement of merger. It was the merger the fruit-loving world was ... -
Waitress To Stand By Until Your Mouth Is Full Before Asking If You’re ‘OK’
A DUBLIN city-centre waitress is currently standing by for several of her customers to fill their mouths with food before ... -
PETA Calls For Patrick’s Day Boycott Over Saints History Of Reptile Abuse
THE People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has called for a worldwide ban on St.Patricks day celebrations due ... -
Everyone To Eventually End Up Working For Tesco By 2034
A NEW study claimed today that everyone living in the UK and Ireland will eventually end up working for supermarket ... -
Woman Who Had No Idea She Was Pregnant Finds Herself Arguing With 14 year Old ...
IT WAS usually her night for meeting up with the girls and letting her hair down, but for 38-year-old Janet ... -
Revenue Proposes Tax On Birthday Card Money
REVENUE has proposed a nationwide tax on all Birthday and Christmas card monies given to people as gifts, in a ... -
‘International Men’s Day Better’ Say Men
Men around the world have been quick to point out that International Men’s Day is a far superior day to ... -
Taoiseach To Talk To Merkel About Bank Debt Today And Be Told ‘No’
Ireland’s leader An Taoiseach Enda Kenny is set to talk to German Chancellor Angela Merkel today, using the EPP meeting ... -
Civil Unrest As Price Of Chomp Bars Jump To 30c
The government were last night considering a declaration of Martial Law following the third day of civil unrest sparked by ...
