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Nation To Spend Remainder Of The Week Dreaming About Beating France
Workplace productivity is set to reach a 4-year low as the Nation can’t help but daydream about Ireland’s 6 Nations ... -
Pistorius Judge Orders All Witness Testimonies To Be 140 Characters Or Less
THE SOCIAL MEDIA world rejoiced today after Pistorius Judge Thokozile Masipa ordered all witness statements must be 140 characters or ... -
Irish Man To Spend Entire Day Masturbating To Pornsites In Celebration Of Internets 25th Birthday
NATIONAL UNIVERSITY of Ireland student Kenneth Hackett has pledged to spend the entire day masturbating to various different pornsites in ... -
Man Looking For Love Probably Won’t Find It By Leaving Creepy Messages On Facebook
WICKLOW man Sean D’Arcy has been advised by fellow Facebook users to rethink his strategy when it comes to finding ... -
‘People Walking Around Park Think I’m Well Hard’, Says Topless Young Fella With Gold Chain
A YOUNG TOPLESS man, wearing a gold chain around his neck and grey tracksuit pants said people walking around the ... -
JJ Abrams to Assist Malaysian Airline Authorities With ‘Lost’ Flight MH370
DIRECTOR JJ Abrams has agreed to assist Malaysian airline authorities in their search for missing flight MH370. Following days of ... -
Gangs Of Great White Sharks To Take Advantage Of Ireland’s Weak Social Welfare System
A GOVERNMENT think tank has warned today of gangs of great white shark immigrants coming over to Ireland to leech ... -
African American Family ‘Unharmed’ After Trip To Phoenix Park
AN AFRICAN American couple and their young child were said to be ‘unharmed’ after visiting a children’s playground in Dublin’s ... -
‘Ireland Needs Fianna Fáil More Than Ever’ Martin Says On His Way To Insane Asylum
The political world was shocked yesterday when rumours first emerged of Fianna Fáil leader Micheál Martin being engaged in a ... -
People Shocked By Russia’s Crimea Actions Told To Read A History Book
Members of the public who have expressed shock and dismay at Russia’s recent encroachment on the border of Ukraine, specifically ...
