NCT Urged To Ditch Cashless Move And Just Do Their Fucking Job On Time

THE nation’s motorists have urged the National Car Test headquarters to stop worrying about how they get payment, and maybe focus more on doing what they’ve been well paid to do and check the road worthiness of people’s cars, WWN has learned.

With 6-month waiting lists and countless cars on the road not being properly tested causing untold accidents Applus+, the privately owned Spanish company tasked with keeping Ireland’s roads safe said it wants to do away with cash over the coming months for ‘your safety and convenience’.

“How about you robbing bastards put the safety of motorists first instead of your pockets,” said one local motorist we talked to waiting in the packed tiny waiting area of the NCT centre, “it’s like a Wuhan petri dish in here, the state of the place”.

Asked why NCT centres are insisting a motorist whose test was delayed by 4 months through no fault of their own has to test again in 8 months and is not given a full year’s grace a spokesperson for the group replied, “money”.

“We could do the right thing and pass on the delays we’re causing to the due date on the customer’s window disc, but then our profit margins would be way down and that’s not safe for any of our private investors,” the spokesperson concluded.