Weird: Billionaire Gets Engaged To Woman Of Own Age


DESPITE being one of the wealthiest men in the world, an American man has seemingly gotten engaged to a woman of the same age, breaking years of tradition which has seen billionaires marrying women half their age.

Amazon founder Jeff Bezos, 59, and girlfriend Lauren Sanchez, 53, got engaged this week in what is now being called a sick love affair among his peers.

“I can’t imagine them in bed together, urghh, my skin crawls,” voiced fellow billionaire Rupert Murdoch after hearing the news, who later took a turn and had to be admitted to his own private hospital.

“It’s giving us all a bad name,” Tesla CEO Elon Musk chimed in, also disgusted.

“Choosing a 53-year-old wife at the age of 59 is kind of like sleeping with your own mother; Jeffrey must be turning in his grave right now,” Bill Gates stated.

It is understood that Ms Sanchez was thrown over Mr Bezos’ side gate to his home by an Amazon delivery driver, before the billionaire made her go down on one knee so he could propose to her with a ring he carefully picked out from Walmart.