Things We’ll Never Take For Granted Again

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AN END is in sight but as humanity remains on the long hard slog out of this global pandemic many people still desperately miss normality and feel a profound yearning for a return of the ‘little things’.

After canvassing our reader opinion, here are some things all of us will never take for granted ever again:

– Anonymously farting in a crowded lift and watching the reaction of those in the lift as it dawns on their nostrils just what unavoidable carnage has enveloped them.

– Your face being wedged into the armpit of a sweaty man during the rush hour commute.

Friends and family

– Toilet seats in pubs and nightclubs absolutely drenched in urine.

– Being subjected to stories from auld lads while waiting for your pint at the bar.

– Everything pub related actually.

– Being able to really let rip when sneezing in public.

– Having your head absolutely wrecked by drunk English lads while on a sun holiday.

– Doing boring quizzes that suck the life out of the room but NOT on Zoom

– Seeing someone’s full face when trying to figure out if they’re flirting with you or just looking at the much more attractive person standing behind you.

– Licking the pole in the strip club. Oh sweet pastimes of yore, how you are missed.

– Not pointlessly washing your hands after every trip to the toilet.

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