‘Missus Looks After That’ States Local Man About Everything

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WATERFORD man Ian Harrington handles the driving in his house, from schools to football practice to the shops to playdates, after that, the running of the house is in the hands of his wife Shereen, according to new revelations.

“You’d need to talk to Shireen about that” stated dad-of-three Harrington, when asked about any of the following:

  1. Household income and expenditure
  2. Insurance due dates
  3. Electricity and heating bills, rates, and renewals
  4. Children’s hospital, dental, doctor or optometry appointments
  5. Dog maintenance
  6. Inland revenue issues
  7. Clothing for the children, and himself
  8. Presents for family members on their birthdays and Christmas
  9. Dates of family members birthdays, and Christmas
  10. Upcoming holiday destinations
  11. School drop-off and collection times, parent-teacher meetings and general ‘school stuff’ including registration
  12. Stuff needed in Ikea
  13. Social welfare payments such as Children’s Allowance, plus some other scheme that he couldn’t quite think of the name of
  14. Various examples of poorly-defined ‘other stuff’

Although Shereen Harrington has gone on record as being ‘okay, I suppose’ with taking care of the above tasks on top of her own work, she has stated that she wouldn’t mind her husband taking a bit more of a hands-on role in the running of the home.

“Sure don’t I pay for it all” laughed Mr. Harrington, while heading over to ‘the lads’ for a few hard-earned pints after a hard week of listening to his wife tell him about everything she has on her plate at the minute.

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