80% Of This Article Is Emojis, Because Fuck It This Is Where Journalism Is Headed

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DESPITE having a wealth of prestigious writing and journalistic talent on our books, what’s the point, journalism is dead πŸ€’πŸ˜·πŸ€•πŸ€’πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€β˜ οΈ

We’ve tried, but a searing first hand account of life in a Syrian refugee camp doesn’t get attention unless we throw in a bit of this 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒, a bit of thisπŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘» and top it off with a few πŸ’₯πŸ’£πŸ’₯πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ‘ΆπŸ‘ΆπŸ‘©πŸ‘΅πŸ‘΅πŸ‘©πŸ₯πŸš‘πŸš’πŸš“πŸ₯πŸ‘΅πŸ‘΅πŸ‘©πŸ‘ΆπŸ‘ΆπŸ‘©πŸ’£πŸ’₯πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ‘΅πŸ‘ΆπŸ‘ΆπŸ‘ΆπŸ‘΅πŸ‘©πŸ‘©πŸ‘ΆπŸ‘©β˜ οΈβ˜ οΈβ˜ οΈβ˜ οΈπŸš£πŸš£πŸš£πŸš£πŸš£πŸš£πŸš£πŸš£πŸš£πŸš£

You know what we mean, LOL,πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜‰πŸ˜Ž right?

Your children will grow up in a wordless journalistic landscape because why listen to expertise when we can just allude to someone having a fine πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘. πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ₯’πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

See what legislation leading US Republicans voted for today? No? Well basically…πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ™ˆπŸ™‰πŸ™ŠπŸ‘³πŸ½β˜ οΈβ˜ οΈβ˜ οΈ

Closer to home Leo Varadkar posed in a photo with a puppy and it was all kinds of πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

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