Clinton Set To Become First Woman President To Use Nuke


WITH her lead in the polls growing every day, Hillary Clinton looks all but guaranteed to be the first woman in the history of the USA to hold the office of president, then go on to launch military action against Iran before eventually deploying nuclear ordinance on the area.

“Who would have thought we’d ever see the day”, said one tearful Clinton supporter.

“It’s just a sign of the progress we’ve made over the years. We’ve already shown that yes, a black man can be president, and now we’re about to show that yes, we can have a woman as president, and yes, she can impose sanctions on Iran if they don’t adhere to recent agreements, leading to an inevitable re-deployment of US troops in the Gulf, a prolonged and bloody conflict, and the inevitable use of atomic weaponry leading to the death of millions”.

In a bid to distance herself from the policies of the George W. Bush administration, Clinton has stressed that Iran is a significant threat to the US and their allies in the Middle East, with covert facilities which are days away from manufacturing weapons of mass destruction.

Only one US president in history has launched publicly acknowledged nuclear strikes against foreign adversaries, and that president was a man. When America goes to the polls on November the 8th, we find out if they’re ready to let a woman give it a go.