Waterford Mother Diagnosing Everyone’s Children As ‘A Bit Autistic’


A WATERFORD mother with valuable inexperience in all matters of medicine and health is currently in the middle of a four year long crusade to speculate that other people’s children are ‘on the spectrum’.

Rebecca Plummer, has referred to ‘the spectrum’, a term she is not entirely sure of, a total of 7,345 times since 2012 in reference to children belonging to friends, family and coworkers.

“Well, obviously he’s a bit autistic,” she confirmed with the kind of certainty normally reserved for people who have a fucking clue what they’re talking about.

Picking up on the fact that one friend’s son was marginally more excitable than her own son on a recent playdate, Rebecca confirmed to anyone who would listen that the child was ‘spectrummy’.

Despite never bothering to consult any literature on the neurodevelopmental disorder, Rebecca has repeatedly performed the invaluable public service of passing remarks on children she has spent very little time in the company of.

“I can tell you one thing,” explained Martin Hurley, whose son has autism, “she’s certainly on the spectrum, she’s all over the ignorant cow spectrum”.

It is thought that Rebecca will go her entire life spouting nonsense without ever clicking on links which provide insight into various disorders such as this one HERE.