This Picture Of Beyonce Riding A Dolphin And Then Killing It Is Giving Us LIFE!

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IT’S Monday. This long-ass week has only begun, but it’s already dragging, but suddenly, out of the ethereal shadows of the internet emerges something that gives us LIFE!

Say hello to the photos of Beyonce riding a dolphin and then brutally murdering it that will refresh you and give you the strength to carry on. YAAAAS queen!

Beyonce is perfect, but as these pics go to prove she isn’t perfect 100% of the time, she has looked better on the red carpet obviously, but that’s why we love her.

Bey isn’t afraid to say ‘hey, I’m riding a dolphin and then taking a steely blade to its skin and killing it, but I don’t have to look my best doing it’. And so, our respect for the one true Pop Queen goes through the roof, higher than high itself.

Her dolphin killing game is on point, no one can deny it, but why us women relate to her more than any other superstar is because she is working it without a care in the world.

It’s so good we’re not even sure we have the appetite required to question why she’s killing an innocent creature.

I think it’s fair to say that the manner in which Beyonce ends the life of this dolphin puts to bed all those rumours about her age. She is young, she is fierce, she is our queen. Beyonce is giving us LIFE. She is LIFE. Bow down.

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