Delusional Man Sharing Online Petition Convinced He’s Changing The Fucking World

A DELUSIONAL man in his late thirties today is convinced that he’s changing the fucking world by sharing an online petition among his Facebook friends.

Harry Holden, who is currently unemployed because there are no jobs out there at the moment, spammed all 213 people on his social network account in a bid to get them to sign an electronic database relating to a cause he supports.

“When I first heard that Tesco were discontinuing their own brand Thai green curry paste I had to do something,” explained the stay at home son.

“After a quick internet search I found a petition set up by some like minded individual as myself. I immediately shared it with all my friends.

“Hopefully Tesco will pull their finger out now and take heed of our calls.”

Following his intrusive message asking to sign the linked petition, friend and long-time human Patrick Hartley replied, stating that he will not be signing the petition, as he prefers Sherwoods Thai curry paste instead.

“Sometimes Harry needs to understand where the line is when sending on these pointless petitions,” said the disgruntled Mr. Hartley. “Tesco brand curry paste was never a good seller anyway due to its gloopy consistency and lack of green chillies. I do not have time for anyone who would dare cook with such an inferior product.”

“Harry should already know my stance on this. Unless, of course, I was just part of a group invite to sign it, which I do not agree with to be honest,” he exclaimed.

Later, after realising he was spammed, Mr. Hartley created his own petition against people who send group invites to online petitions.

“So far 5,679 people have signed my petition requesting people not to group spam petitions,” he added. “It’s a contradiction in terms, but I haven’t heard back from Harry yet about it. Hopefully he’ll get the picture now”.

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