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Lovin’ Waterford: I’ve Sold My Share In This Bullshit Site, Kiss My Hole
SORRY to interrupt your daily browse for fucking blaa recipes and reviews of city hotspots that you can’t possibly afford ... -
“You Will All Pay, Every Last One Of You” O’Brien Yells At Map Of Ireland
STILL SMARTING from a bruising life which has left him with nothing but €4 billion plus in the bank and ... -
500 Million Red Bulls Slaughtered Annually To Make Popular Energy Drink
ANIMAL rights activists have called on the world’s largest energy drink manufacturers to stop the annual slaughter of 500 million red ... -
Skyscraper In The Shape Of Michael Collins Gets Go Ahead In Cork
AN entirely uncontroversial proposal to build a skyscraper in the shape of Micheal Collins was given the greenlight in Cork ... -
New Eir Owner Put On Hold For 40 Minutes
Despite his protestations, which included pointing out he had just paid €1 billion for a majority stake in the telecommunications ... -
Trump Confirms He Will ‘Pretend’ To Leave Businesses To His Children While President
PRESIDENT elect Donald Trump has announced today that he is going to “pretend to leave his business empire to his ... -
New Guy Staying Late At Work To Impress Better Cut That Shit Out, Thinks Office
EMPLOYEES at Gormley & Johnson have been in active talks this morning in order to reach a consensus on how ... -
Good News As Dublin Drugs Firm Creates 20 Jobs
WELCOME news on the jobs front as a drugs firm is expanding its operations in the Nation’s capital. The firm’s expansion ... -
Record Number Of Bond Villains Attend Bilderberg Conference
Copenhagen has hit the headlines today as it plays host to the annual Bilderberg conference. The Danish captial was closely ... -
Fyffes And Chiquita Merger Brings End To Violent ‘Banana Wars’
Phallic fruit market to see ease in tensions following announcement of merger. It was the merger the fruit-loving world was ...
