THE impending outbreak of open war between Russia and the rest of the world currently ranks second on local man Declan Carruther’s list of shit to worry about, as he has the pressing issue of dental surgery that could cost a grand and ‘hurt like fuck’ in the process. Carruther, who has been treating the… Read more »
A TREASURED part of Irish culture is our ability as a people to eviscerate someone with a verbal barbarity so heinous that they will never psychologically or emotionally recover from, not matter how much they spend on being on a waiting for the therapist the HSE never assigns them. But is our flare for insults… Read more »
WITH THE NEWS that Tayto will be ending their naming rights sponsorship deal of ‘Tayto Park’ at the end of this year, those running the park have opened up the new name of the amusement park to the public. Choose from the whittled down list and have your say:
PARENTS are being informed that the current spate of ‘happy slap’ style attacks being shared on TikTok have nothing to do with their children listening to rap music or playing Grand Theft Auto, but are more down to the fact that their kids are just, y’know, bad. Gardaí made the findings while investigating the current… Read more »
THE NIGHTMARE scenario you absolutely knew you’d end up in but somehow were unable to avoid, due to your flair for self sabotage and cringe inducing horror. Congratulations! You should now be at Level 5 panic stations and have roped in dozens of friends for advice. They can’t help you now, they can only marvel… Read more »
AS councils around the country continue to plead with dog owners who allow their dogs to foul public footpaths to clean up after them, WWN explores other methods of picking up after your pooch for the benefit of your community, even if you’re caught without poop bags to do so. 1) The two-leaf taco WWN… Read more »
ARE you feeling the pinch in recent months? Have you noticed that your current account is getting emptier quicker than it normally does? You’re not imagining things, the soaring cost of living is impacting us all with rising energy and food prices eating away at savings while stagnating wages fail to be any help at… Read more »
HAVING spent some time listening to the women in his life in recent weeks, John O’Hanley has taken the commendable if a bit insane decision to begin a conversation about violence against women in the lads’ WhatsApp, WWN has learned. Observing a seemingly neverending parade of distressing headlines relating to violence against women, O’Hanley agonised… Read more »
AS WORKERS continue to return to the office on a phased basis, some employees remain resistant to a return citing a variety of factors including improved productivity, increased job satisfaction, the lack of a commute, getting to wear pyjamas all the time and getting to do their work time shits in their own toilet. However,… Read more »
STOP voicing concerns and notes of caution, the pandemic is over and it’s fucking party time! What are you most looking forward to now Covid-19 is long gone/only affecting people with disabilities, an existing condition or the aged? It’s decision time: