Why Ireland Should Embrace Climate Change

THE WORLD is more than familiar with the supposed negative impacts of impending climate change, but little space is given in these conversations for exploring the near endless opportunities, advantages and positives.

Consulting several experts Waterford Whispers News has compiled a number of reasons to be cheerful from an Irish perspective:

Midlands residents won’t have to travel as far to the nearest beach as rising sea levels engulf coastal counties.

More jobs created from having to clean up after natural disasters.

The chance that Britain could disappear first makes it worth it alone.

Pensioners could die from intense heat rather than from cold winters.

We will experience better sunnier weather during the brief interlude from bitter snow storms or rain floods.

We’ll get to grow our own wine, wipe the smug grins off the French’s faces.

The more we burn, the more it turns to tan, the healthier we look.

Less cunt bees stinging you.

More extinct animals makes a family trip to the zoo even more precious.

You get to tell your skeptic father-in-law ‘told you so’ as you arrive in paddle boat to help him find love ones drowned in flood water.

You don’t have to listen to Dublin GAA fans boast about All-Ireland wins if there’s no more Dublin.

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