You’ve Heard Of ‘Dubai Chocolate’, Now Get Ready For ‘Dubai Coleslaw’

HAVE YOU ever wondered what coleslaw would taste like if it was much more bland in flavour but was 10 times as expensive? Well, you don’t have to because Dubai Coleslaw is here.

Hoping to ape the success of Dubai Chocolate, enterprising Irish woman based in Dubai Sarah Collins hit upon an amazing idea.

“I estimated there’s no shortage in supply of people who will mindlessly join a trend and voila Dubai Coleslaw was born,” explained Collins, who is exporting 40 tonnes of the product to rural Ireland every day.

Collins explained the eye-watering price was arrived at after giving careful consideration to how stupid some people are.

“I knew I wanted to buy it after I saw an influencer suppress the urge to vomit in a TikTok while saying it’s the nicest tasting food they ever pointlessly paid €20 for,” confirmed one happy customer, Christina, of the egg-free coleslaw which cost 10 cent per 500 grams to produce.

“It has cost me too much money to turn around and say I hate it, so thumbs up,” confirmed another happy customer, Eoin, wondering if like some Dubai chocolate products the coleslaw contained high level of mold toxins.

“What I like about it is it’s great to try exotic things you wouldn’t try otherwise, mad the stuff other countries consider a delicacy. Shredded raw cabbage, have you ever heard of the like?” added new Dubai coleslaw customer and farmer from Tullamore, John.

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