Friend’s Refusal To Give Details On Reason He’s Barred From Pub Only Leading To More Questions

“IF HE’D just have said ‘for acting the bollocks’ we’d have accepted it and moved on, we’ve all been there but no he has me thinking he shat his cacks and gave a bouncer a brown moustache or something,” pondered a friend of 23-year-old David Clougher, who remains tight-lipped on the circumstances surrounding his permanent barring from Finn’s Bar.

Mystery and intrigue abounds as the normally outspoken and always good for a yarn Clougher has adopted a Monk-like silence in regards to the instigation of his defenestration from the premises.

“Did you piss in a pint?” Clougher was asked, as he remained on the receiving end of endless interrogation.

“I know the bouncer Stevie, I’ll just ask him next time I’m there,” offered another friend, forcing Clougher to break out in a cold sweat.

“I don’t think you can be barred for getting your mickey stuck in the pocket of the pool table, so it won’t be that, so just tell us,” friends pleaded with Clougher, who has resigned himself to moving country.

“It wasn’t anything dodge now was it Clougher? You weren’t being a pest or anything?” broached another friend.

“Yeah that was it, hassling women, bad form I know,” said Clougher, in a last ditch bid to avoid admitting he was found causing a scene by bouncers, crying hysterically in the smoking area after a big and intimidating culchie slagged off his vibrant and colourful shirt.

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