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“I Did It For Ireland” – Defends Healy Rae Attacker
KERRY TD Michael Healy Rae is said to be recovering well in hospital after a failed assassination attempt on his ... -
Adams To Try Get Into White House Again When They Change Bouncers
SINN Fein leader Gerry Adams is to chance his arm getting into the White House again after failing to gain ... -
“I Can’t Believe I’m Still Getting Away With This Shit” – Donald Trump
REPUBLICAN presidential nominee frontrunner Donald Trump has admitted that he wakes up every morning soaked in sweat at the thoughts ... -
Kenny Makes Most Of Washington Visit With Trip To Hooters
“IF you’re going to be a bear, be a grizzly,” sighed Enda Kenny last night, downing shot after shot in ... -
Country To Run Far Better Without Government In Place
POLITICAL experts have confirmed what most of the Nation has suspected for a long time, the running of the country ... -
Taoiseach Committed To Forming Government Nation Doesn’t Want
ACTING Taoiseach Enda Kenny has reiterated his commitment to forming a coalition government with Fianna Fáil, despite continued and vocal ... -
Immigration Bureau To Leave Everyone Waiting Outside For Another Hour Or Five
“It looks nice out, but it’s actually friggin’ Baltic,” giggled one immigration bureau official, peering out through the blinds at ... -
Healy-Raes Confirm Electric Picnic Booking
INDEPENDENT TDs Danny and Michael Healy-Rae have confirmed that they will appear live at this year’s electric Picnic festival, following ... -
Bizarre Scenes As Joan Burton’s Eyes Roll Back & She Begins Chanting “Join Us”
FORMER Tánaiste Joan Burton has been asked by the Ceann Comhairle to clarify what she meant when she told the ...
