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Delight On Social Media As Archivists Uncover Long-Lost Marilyn Monroe Quotes
THERE were virtual tears of joy shed across all social media platforms today as archivists announced they had uncovered more ... -
Lotto Machine Left With Blue Balls Following 24-Hour Delay
A SPOKESPERSON for the National Lottery has announced that due to the unprecedented 24-hour delay in this week’s Lotto draw, ... -
‘Happy’ Not Seeming So Bad Now That ‘Uptown Funk’ Being Played 24/7
SEVERAL members of the music-loving public has issued unreserved apologies to hit-maker Pharrell Williams following several weeks spent trying to ... -
Cinemas To Install Plastic Seat Covers Ahead of 50 Shades Of Grey Release
CINEMA chains across the country have taken drastic measures to preserve the upholstery of the seats in their screens ahead ... -
Oh Amal! Mrs. Clooneys 5 Worst Fashion Disasters
SHE’S got the looks, she’s got the cash, she’s got the husband, so why does Amal Clooney go out dressed ... -
“I’ll Fight That Doctor Bitch Any Time, Any Where.” Warns Operation Transformation Contestant
OPERATION Transformation leader Eilish Kavanagh warned today that she will ‘take down’ Dr. Ciara Kelly any time, any where, after an ... -
Tens Of Blink 182 Fans Devastated Over Split Rumours
TENS of maturing Blink 182 fans were said to be left ‘devastated’ this week after yet more rumours surfaced about ... -
Newly Crowned Miss Universe Set To Tackle Blorgon Problem In Omega Quadrant
THERE was fresh hope for the war-torn Omega Quadrant today, as the newly crowned Miss Universe pledged to immediately travel ... -
Hipster To Spend Entire Afternoon Reading Demis Roussos’ Wiki Page
SELF-CONFESSED hipster and music guru Harold Casey has had to reschedule a very important meeting about a cafe idea this ... -
Agony For Grown Man As Nobody At Work Wants To Talk About Royal Rumble
A DUBLIN accountant will face an agonising day at work today, after none of his co-workers have expressed an interest ...
