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“Oh That Epstein!” Trump Thought Files Were On Beatles Manager Brian Epstein
SLAPPING his forehead over his latest faux pas, US President Donald Trump said he thought the ‘Epstein Files’ mentioning his ... -
“Look, Palestinian Children Are Being Starved To Death By Israel” Says Trump, Increasingly Desperate To ...
IN THE CLEAREST indication yet that all allegations in regards to his friendship with pedophile Jeffrey Epstein are 100% true, ... -
Roma To Relocate Funtasia To Rome To Help Evan Ferguson Settle In
AWARE THAT their big marque signing from Ireland could find it hard to adjust to the city of Rome with ... -
Excited Burglar Nearly Liked Local Man’s “Obligatory Airport Pint” Social Media Post
“I just got really excited,” confessed burglar Mark Pricely, after nearly hitting the like button on a holiday-bound Instagram post, ... -
Government Lay Out Ambitiously Vague Vision For Big Infrastructure Projects They’ll Eventually Cancel
“WHAT’S IMPORTANT now for everyone is to allow us get this nice PR blitz done, and remember to forget all ... -
Keith Richards Starting To Worry Now
THE PASSING of heavy metal legend and reality TV star Ozzy Osbourne at the age of 76, has sent music’s ... -
“I Was Expressing My Disenfranchisement Due To Our Political Class’s Malaise” Confirms Teen Who Brutally ...
A BRUTAL racially motivated assault which saw a man, originally from India, allegedly stabbed with ‘sharp objects’, stripped of his ... -
Gotye Makes Sensational Return To Music After Finally Scrubbing Last Of Body Paint Off
THE MAN behind one of the most popular songs of the century has made a sensational return to the music ... -
“Stop I Know, It’s Horrendous & The Government Are Doing Nothing” Couple Charging €3,600 In ...
HOLDING a long overdue get together, a group of friends have gathered for a dinner party and try as they ... -
Trump To Spend Day In With Tippex & Epstein Files
US PRESIDENT Donald Trump has cancelled all obligations for the day as he devotes his time to pouring industrial quantities ...
