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Babies Who Fart In The Key Of C At Higher Risk Of Childhood Obesity, Finds ...
A REALLY important study has found that babies who break wind in the key of C are three times more ... -
“I Just Love Strangers Invading My Personal Space And Touching My Stomach” Says Pregnant Woman
Expectant mother, Sarah Curley has spoken to WWN of the immense joy and overwhelming excitement she feels when a stranger ... -
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!…Beyoncé!
WWN can exclusively report that Ireland has gone a bit mad for former Destiny’s Child singer Beyoncé. A recent WWN ... -
Irish To Remain Whitest People On Earth Following New Sunbed Laws
Initially, it was thought the regulations put forward were conceived primarily with the Nation’s health in mind but WWN has ... -
Met Eireann Weather Warning: “Jaysus, That’s Some Wind”
Galway, Mayo, Sligo, Donegal and Leitrim are set to be affected by high winds. WWN has reproduced Met Eireann’s latest ... -
“We Thought Corruption Was All Part Of Being A Government Body” Says NAMA Chief
CHAIRMAN of the National Assets Management Agency Frank Daly defended recent leaks today, stating that its members thought corruption was ... -
God Not Sure Where To Put Ronnie Biggs
A VATICAN spokesperson stated today that the almighty father of the universe has ‘no idea’ where to put the late ... -
‘Mad Bastard’ Buys Himself Novelty Christmas Jumper
John, the mad bastard, was out and about the other day doing some early Christmas shopping when he spotted a ... -
Family Of Kim Jong-Un Very Worried About What To Get Him For Christmas
FAMILY MEMBERS of North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un are said to be ‘very worried’ about what to get the ... -
Gardaí Appeal To Witness Who Is ‘Most Definitely Not The Attacker’
Gardaí have today made a fresh appeal for witnesses to the assault of young Cork student Cian Delaney. Mr. Delaney ...
