Women Love Men Who Can Flip TV Remote In The Air And Catch It: Report

WOMEN absolutely lose their minds over men who can make the television remote control somersault in the air before catching it like a cool cat without even looking, a groundbreaking new report has found. 

The study monitored the electrical signals of over 100 women as they sat down in the same room as a badass man who sporadically flipped the television remote into the air before catching it, finding that women absolutely love that shit. 

“Many women reported ‘fanny flutters’ or getting ‘really wet down there’ upon seeing the man calmly catch the remote he just flipped like a boss,” lead researcher Prof. Dominic Horan told WWN, who admits that the whole reason he still has a girlfriend is because he does this all the time while watching TV with her and she thinks he’s class. 

The study found that the bigger the remote that was flipped along with the number of flips increased the electric sex responses in the woman’s brain, however if the man fails the task it can totally backfire and cause chronic levels of ‘the ick’ if not done to perfection. 

“If you go for a triple somersault with one of those chunky Sky remotes and drop it then you might as well become a hermit and live the rest of your days in solitude in a mountain cave somewhere in Tibet as no decent minded woman will even look at you ever again,” Prof. Horan warned of the study’s findings.