How To Get Your Refund When Oasis Cancel Concerts Next Year

WHILE parka jacket clad, bucket hat wearing men of a certain age dropped to their knees and openly wept tears of joy upon hearing the news that an Oasis reunion was imminent, other fans of the Gallagher brothers’ band chimed a more cautious note.

“I can’t believe it, me and the lads have already said no matter where it is in the world we’ve got to be there. And we’ve also got to carefully study the T&Cs to ensure that we get a full refund if our kid calls Noel a cunt and storms off again,” confirmed one elated fan of the best band to ever take 12 seconds to finish singing the word ‘sunshine’.

The Ticketmaster website has already crashed under the weight of Oasis fans searching for the ‘missed event insurance’ option, but thankfully WWN has all the info you need to know.

Insurance underwriters who specialise in world tours have clarified that the cancellation of an Oasis gig sadly might not result in refunds for fans.

“There’s rules around these things, unforeseen cancellations are one thing, but if Noel cancels a gig because Liam says he’s the favourite child I’m afraid the venue is under no obligation to refund ticket holders,” explained one insurance expert.

“However, a physical fight, the result of an argument over whose turn it is on the Playstation which injures one of the brothers to the point of being unable to fulfill a gig could get you a refund”.

Doubts remain over whether an incident involving a ‘stop hitting yourself’ exchange could result in a refund.

“As always, crying down the phone to customer service and threatening to become their worst nightmare and never letting this go until they issue a refund is your best course of action,” concluded another expert.

UPDATE: Writing a confrontational expletive laden tirade directly to Liam Gallagher on Twitter complaining about the cancellation could see you gain his begrudging respect and result in him calling you a ‘bellend’ which is worth more than any refund.

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