3 Times Vladimir Putin Absolutley Stole Pride

WHEN he’s not launching illegal invasions, interfering in foreign elections or simply destabalising the West, Russian President Vladamir Putin has been known for his carefully staged topless photoshoots while hunting for bears or fishing for sharks, but his little known pride appearances have no doubt slayed them all.

Berlin 2014

You can call me Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov ‘cus one look at Vlad in this number makes me want to abduct him out of sight, am I right?

Madrid Pride 2018

Unlike Russian laws which offer little to know protection of the LGBT community, this stunning LV suit protects Vlad from any accusations he isn’t a serving Strong Man With A Plan!

Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras ’22

Hello, boys! Unlike attacks on openly gay public figures in Russia, this shirt isn’t actually a hate crime. This is one otter with some serious Zaddy issues.