Update: Turns Out You Can’t Just “Grab ‘Em By The Pussy”

WWN tries to give its readers accurate reporting and a full picture of all available facts but sometimes we get it wrong, and that’s why we feel the need to officially correct the record on some previous reporting.

Some years ago Donald Trump insisted that ‘when you’re a star they let you do it, you can do anything, you can grab ’em by the pussy’. We printed the quotes verbatim at the time but a court ruling in New York has since proved that you cannot ‘grab ’em by the pussy’.

In fact, if you do so you may be found liable for sexual assault and defaming the woman you sexually abused and forced to pay $5 million in damages.

In addition to this clarification, we can confirm that ‘she’s not my type’ AKA ‘she’s not good looking enough for me to rape her’ is not the cast iron defence against allegations of rape Donald Trump thinks it to be.

Such claims are also heavily weakened when as part of giving your deposition in the case you mistakenly identify your accuser, the woman you say ‘isn’t your type’, as your second wife.

When you state ‘that’s Marla (Trump’s second wife)’ while looking at a photo of the woman you sexually abused, it is now clear you leave yourself open to claims that maybe it’s you and not your political rival that is showing signs of dementia.

It is also incorrect to rant on a social media platform you own about how you are being ‘silenced’. Especially not after you were given several opportunities by a judge to give evidence in a court case. Silenced? If only.

Despite these new facts emerging it is not yet clear if being found liable for sexual assault and saying ‘that over the last million years stars have been able to just grab women by the pussy, unfortunately… or fortunately’ will hurt your chances of running for US president again.