Man Rings Girlfriend To Know Why The ‘Fucking Bitch’ Hasn’t Responded To Last 19 Texts

A CONCERNED and loving boyfriend has been calling his girlfriend of 3 months on the phone for the last 10 minutes straight in an attempt to find out what set of circumstances led to her failure to respond to his last 19 text messages.

Sick with worry, 34-year-old Gary Healy was overheard by shoppers at Blanchardstown Shopping Centre leaving concerned and expletive-laden voicemails for his primary school teacher girlfriend Cora Andrews.

“Ah, you’d feel for him alright, he just wants to know if the ‘fucking bitch is here with him?’ I think he’s getting security to help him find her there on the CCTV, he’s so sick with worry,” worried shopper Ailbhe Drummond shared with WWN.

It is believed Gary had sent the first text message to Cora some 40 minutes ago, but after she didn’t respond immediately to his ‘how u gettin on babe’ message, the loving boyfriend began to worry to the point of punching the wall in his kitchen.

After a desperate search on his Facebook feed, Gary discovered that Cora’s ex Stephen was currently shopping in Blanchardstown and jumped straight in his car to make the 15 kilometre journey at high speeds in the hope ‘the slimy little bastard’ who was ‘getting clean knocked out’ had some information on Cora’s whereabouts.

In an act of romance rarely seen in today’s world of technology Gary raced around the shops sternly calling out Cora’s name under gritted teeth, but the young Romeo came up empty.

Gary’s search came to an end following an apologetic text from Cora’s which read ‘sorry, in work and phone on silent’.

The young man’s worry faded away until moments later he walked into the Vodafone shop in the hope of accessing all of his girlfriend’s phone records.