An Individual’s Sexual Preference Still News, Declares Draconian Society

IT HAS been declared this week that a person’s sexuality is to continue making news headlines in the 21st century after yet another human being announced it was homosexual to the draconian society it lives in.

American born male and Apple CEO Timothy Donald “Tim” Cook made his “gay announcement” yesterday in a Bloomberg article, to try to help people struggling with their identity in the current civilization.

‘Being gay has given me a deeper understanding of what it means to be in the minority and provided a window into the challenges that people in other minority groups deal with every day.’ wrote the son-of-two. ‘There are laws on the books in a majority of (US) states that allow employers to fire people based solely on their sexual orientation.’

Following his article, the global media followed editorial direction to emphasize the point; that the head of one of the largest companies on the planet has just simply ‘come out as gay’,

Coming out of what exactly is not entirely known, but to go on previous references, it is construed the 53-year-old has been locked away in some kind of imaginary closet his whole life that has been defending him from the harsh realities of an archaic world.

‘I’ll admit that this wasn’t an easy choice.’ he humbly added, in what must have been a very difficult piece to write. ‘I’ve made Apple my life’s work, and I will continue to spend virtually all of my waking time focused on being the best CEO I can be.’

Meanwhile, in Ireland, professional Internet commentators have welcomed Mr. Cook’s commitment to his current position at the tech giant, despite his apparent disability, with one man stating: ‘”We don’t care if you’re gay, just let us install flash on our fucking iPhones”