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RTÉ Commission Hilarious New HSE-Based Sitcom
RTÉ have released details of their upcoming programming for the Autumn season, with a brand new sitcom based on the ... -
Local Coeliac Manages To Have Gluten Free Conversation
LOCAL coeliac James Harkin has tried everything at this stage; gluten free bread, gluten free beer, gluten free chocolate, gluten ... -
“Heads Will Definitely, Probably, Maybe, Not Roll,” Taoiseach Confirms After Grace Report
READING from the same carefully prepared statement issued the last 49 times, a report into the HSE revealed myriad shortcomings ... -
Lickin’ Chicken; How This Raw Food Diet Can Help You Shed The LBs
10AM, and our dietary expert has us up earlier than we’ve been up in months. We’re about to partake in ... -
GP Banging Out Inhalers Like They’re Going Out Of Fashion
A COUNTY Waterford doctor has broken all previous records for the number of asthma inhalers prescribed, claiming that 99% of his patients ... -
Man On Diet Takes Massive Dumps Before Weigh-In
IN a bid to make sure that his weekly weigh-in has as impressive a weigh-drop as possible, local dieter Martin Killingham ... -
Man Hooked Up To Alcohol Drip After Completing Dry January
A LOCAL man has been rushed to hospital for an emergency alcohol infusion, after collapsing from the effort of staying ... -
We Schedule Patient Appointments 3 Hours Early For The Fucking Craic, Admits Hospital
HOSPITALS up and down the country have finally admitted to scheduling appointments for patients way earlier than needed, just for ... -
Lung Cancer Confirms It Doesn’t Give A Shit If You Smoke Or Not
IN A rare interview with the press, lung cancer, a malignant set of tumours found in the lungs, which causes ... -
Top 5 Cocktails To Drink While Pregnant
WITH a damning survey revealing that a startling 60% of Irish women consume alcohol while pregnant, it’s time to take ...
