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Waterford Woman Hospitalised After Jumping To Conclusion
A LOCAL Waterford woman is believed to be seriously injured after jumping to conclusions, WWN has learned. Sheena O’Rahily, a ... -
Are You Drinking Too Much? Several Drinks Companies Beg To Differ
WITH many health warnings floating around these days about the negative effects of alcohol on the human body, it’s easy ... -
Avoid Coughing Up Your Lungs With These 4 Easy Steps
WORRYINGLY an ever increasing number of people are taken by surprise by a sizeable and aggressive cough which impacts on ... -
Human Race To Sue God For Sciatic Nerve Design Flaw
LAWYERS for the human race have today started legal proceedings against God, the alleged creator of man over a series ... -
Simon Harris To Hand Out Medical Cards Like He’s Oprah
“YOU get a medical card!” cried Minister For Health Simon Harris this morning, excitedly. “And you get a medical card! ... -
Are You Eating Enough Silage?
STUDIES have shown that almost 100% of humans aren’t eating nearly enough silage, with scientists currently trying to evaluate the potential ... -
HSE Spontaneously Combusts
THERE has been widespread shock and confusion at the news that Ireland’s national health executive, the HSE, has spontaneously combusted. ... -
It’s Official: A Gram Of Coke A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
A NEW study into the prevalence of cocaine use among Irish adults has found that moderate use of the drug has some astounding beneficial ... -
Denis O’Brien Really Looking Forward To This New Health Service Model
THE OWNER of the Beacon Hospital, Denis O’Brien, is believed to be looking forward to the proposed new health service ... -
HSE To Give Cutting Mental Health Funds A Go
ACCORDING to media reports the HSE and the Dept. of Health are seeking to reallocate €12 million of the €35 ...