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‘New Daft Punk Album Will Probably Sound Much Better The More Times I Play It’, ...
DAFT PUNK uber -fan, Matthew Hogan, hoped today their newly released album Random Access Memories will sound much better the ... -
‘Knowing’ Daft Punk Fans Secretly Nodding At Each Other On The Street Now
THOUSANDS OF ‘knowing’ Daft Punk fans were said to be secretly nodding at each other on the street in anticipation ... -
Cruise Finally Awarded Irish Heritage Cert For Outstanding Performance In Far And Away
AMERICAN ACTOR Tom Cruise has finally received an Irish heritage certificate in Dublin today to commend his ‘outstanding performance’ in the ... -
Tallafornia Phil’s Top 10 Key Tips For A Successful Career And Tha’
I suppose yer all wonderins how to be famous and tha’ and make loads of money and been on the ... -
Music Enthusiasts Around The World Totally Unmoved By Girls Aloud Split
MILLIONS OF music enthusiasts around the world were said to be ‘totally unmoved’ by the fact that Girls Aloud have performed ... -
Government Calls For Immediate Inquiry Into Latest Love/Hate Rumour
THE GOVERNMENT has called for an immediate inquiry into the latest Love/Hate rumour that actor, Robert Sheehan, who plays lovable rogue Darren, maybe back for another season. ... -
Bill Roache Appologises For Fucking Your Mom Last Night
CORONATION STREET actor Bill Roache said today he was “very sorry” for banging your mother last night in a 12 hour ... -
Pope Francis Finding ‘One Direction’ Stickers Everywhere
THE NEWLY appointed Pope, Francis the first, said he has been finding stickers from boy-band ‘One Direction’ everywhere in his ... -
Hugo Chavez And Paul Bearer Were Obviously The Same Person, Says Jim Corr
CONSPIRACY THEORIST Jim Corr said today that the deaths of Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez and WWF wrestling manager Paul Bearer were ... -
Kenny To Issue Apology For Glenroe
Taoiseach Enda Kenny is expected to make a formal state apology today to survivors of the RTE television drama series, ...