“If You Are To Illegally Fly Ammunition Over Ireland Make Sure It’s Cork” Taoiseach Tells Israel

WITH zero consent sought by the Israeli government to fly ammunition over the ‘sovereign’ nation of Ireland, Taoiseach Simon Harris has urged them to ‘fly over Cork if they have to while please avoiding the rest of the country, cheers’.

A plane loaded with US funded military cargo destined for Israel made several illegal flights through Irish airspace since the beginning of their latest genocide campaign in Gaza sparking the government to react firmly with their mouths.

“Aw please stop – there’s only room for one war mongering nation to continually use our aerospace like they own the place,” read a statement published by the Taoiseach’s office. “I know you’re all cut from the same cloth but enough is enough… unless of course you have any big tech companies you want to base here to make our GDP look good, that is. If so please slide into my TikTok Dms”.

The Air Navigation Act of 2022 states that ‘no munitions or weapons of war may be carried by an aircraft in Irish airspace without an exemption granted under the Order’, once again reluctantly forcing the government’s hand.

“We don’t want to start throwing our weight around here, but if you keep flying ammunition over Ireland then please note the giant arrows we’ve placed in Tipp, Waterford, Kerry and Limerick aimed at Cork and the writing ‘won’t be missed'” the statement went on, showing a diagram of a flight path right over the rebel county with possible ammunition dumping spots if there was ever a need to do so in the case of an emergency.