Dad Spends Afternoon In Car, Pretending To Drive

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‘BRRRRM’, stated local dad Eric Waterly, while sitting in his family’s Citroen Picasso car and pretending to steer his way through Waterford city centre despite being parked outside his house.

Father-of-three Waterly has been in the car for over three hours while his family look on from the windows, and has sent a message stating that he ‘shouldn’t be texting while driving, but traffic is a nightmare, home soon love you all’.

It’s believed that the 36-year-old may be suffering from a lack of Dad activities while staying at home due to Covid-19 restrictions, and that Dads across the country may soon follow his lead and go for ‘a bit of a spin’ while sitting in their parked cars.

“He asked the kids to make a recording of them saying ‘are we there yet’ and bickering with themselves, and he’s just listening to it on a loop” sighed Mairead Waterly, looking out at her husband yell at an imaginary cyclist.

“And he’s drinking coffee he makes in the house from a manky old takeaway cup he found under the seat. he says it just adds to the ‘verite’ of the experience. I’m worried about him, to be honest, but I’m also a little relieved that whatever little breakdown he’s having, he’s having it outside”.

Update: Waterly has rang home to say he’ll be later than usual, as ‘they’re all out today’.

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